A Thousand Ways to Please a Husband, Part III

This time Bob and Bettina are getting ready for their first Thanksgiving holiday together in the continuing saga of “A Thousand Ways to Please a Husband (with Bettina’s Best Recipes)” by Louise Bennett Weaver and Helen Cowles LeCron.

The weather is getting cold and Bob enjoys coming home to a nice, blazing fire.

Chapter 88: The Hickory Log (Bob arrives home at the end of his work day to be greeted by a ‘cheerful blaze’)
Bettina: “Isn’t the log burning well?”
Bob: “I wondered if we could use one of our new logs tonight – thought about it all the way home!
(Hmm, Bob gets kinkier and kinkier as time goes by with his new wife. Bill and Monica had their cigar, Bob and Bettina have their ‘log’ – burn, baby, burn)

Chapter 91: A Thanksgiving Dinner in the Country
(Bob and Bettina go to Aunt Lucy’s house for Thanksgiving)
Bettina, speaking to Bob about who will be there: “Thanksgiving seems more natural with children at the table, I think. And those are the liveliest, rosiest children!”
Aunt Lucy, directing the carving: “The children first, John.”
(Apparently the newlyweds have now resorted to cannibalism. Yum – rosy children for dinner’s first course!)

In case you were wondering, this was the menu for Thanksgiving back in Bob and Bettina’s time:
Turkey with Giblet Gravy
Oyster Dressing
Mashed Potatoes
Creamed Onions
Cranberry Frappe
Bread and Butter, Celery
Plum Pudding with Hard Sauce (if you’ve never made plum pudding, it uses suet – yuck!)
Nuts and Raisins

Next up is Christmas with Bob and Bettina. Stay tuned…

When It Gets Cold, the Cold Get Baking

For me, autumn, winter, and the transition in between are the times when I settle in and do the most amount of baking and creative work. It’s a time to hunker down, accumulate dozens of bags of pellets for the heating stove, and stock up on food.

We got our first snow last Sunday night. While it rained down south of us, our afternoon rain/sleet quickly turned into snow when day finally melted into night.

We let the dogs out into the snow and there they frolicked and played. They are much like kids in that respect – can’t wait for that first season snow and leaping about in it.

As for me, I usually turn to the oven – not only to warm up the house but to warm up our very souls by serving comfort food. Isn’t that what cold weather is all about – comfort ford?

So here’s another recipe which I enjoy baking during these frosty nights and mornings. This is another old one, which I’ve kept in my arsenal of recipes for a good 30 years or so.

Apple Bars
1 ½ cups granola (any variety)
1 c. flour
½ c. sugar
½ c. butter, softened
1 egg
1 tsp vanilla
½ tsp baking powder
¼ tsp salt
¼ tsp ground nutmeg
¼ teaspoon ground ginger
¼ tsp cinnamon (optional – spices should go with the type of granola you use)
1 large apple, pared and chopped (any baking apple works fine)

Heat oven to 350 degrees. Grease square pan, 8 x 8 x 2 inches.
Mix all ingredients except apple; reserve 1 cup dough.
Spread remaining dough in pan. Arrange apple pieces over dough in pan. Drop reserved dough by rounded teaspoonfuls onto apple; spread slightly. Bake until golden brown and wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean, 25 to 30 minutes.
High altitude directions: Heat oven to 400 degrees. Decrease sugar to 1/3 cup.

This recipe is easily doubled for baking in a 13 x 9 inch pan and makes a great Thanksgiving morning coffeecake. Enjoy!

Thanskgiving Dessert

My mother’s favorite holiday was Thanksgiving and it is my favorite, too.

When we were growing up in Wisconsin, Thanksgiving was spent at Grandma Roemer’s house. All the family from my father’s side would converge upon the old Wisconsin farm house. Women would cook and set the table while the men watched football. After dinner, the women would clean up the massive mess while the men played pinochle. Why did we get all the work and the males got all the play?

When we moved to New Mexico, Thanksgiving was a different affair for our little family far removed from extended members in Wisconsin. It was just the five of us plus whatever stray Mom invited. Mom always had a soft spot in her heart for anyone without family during the holidays and we welcomed each and every one as our own.
She would put on a big spread with the traditional turkey, stuffing, vegetables, rolls, and her trademark dessert, Pumpkin Chiffon Torte. I learned how to make Thanksgiving dinner from my mom, who thankfully passed down all her recipes before she passed on. To this day, I make my mother’s stuffing, turkey placed in the oven in the morning and basted all day, peas with pearl onions, and Pumpkin Chiffon Torte.

I have a real hard time spending the holiday with someone other than my immediate family and invited friends. Even though my son and my husband don’t care for Pumpkin Chiffon Torte (crazy men!) and argue about what sides I should serve, for the most part I continue Mom’s traditions.

And for those of who want it, here is the delectable recipe for Pumpkin Chiffon Torte:

Pumpkin Chiffon Torte

Crust:
2 cups flour
¼ tsp. salt
3 tbsp. white sugar
1 cup butter (damn the cholesterol, there is no substitute for real butter)

Mix together dry ingredients in a small mixing bowl. Cut in the butter with two knives. Press into bottom of 13 x 9 x 2 inch pan or sheet pan with sides. Bake at 375 degrees until brown, about five to ten minutes. Take out and cool.

Filling:
2 envelopes Knox gelatin
1 ½ cups brown sugar
1 tsp. salt
2 tsp. pumpkin pie spice (I usually use at least 1 tbsp. and this is nothing more than cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, and ginger)
6 eggs, separated
1 ½ cups milk (at least 2% but whole preferred)
2 ½ cups canned pumpkin (a single large can of canned pumpkin is fine, no need to measure, just dump it all in)
2/3 cup sugar
1 cup heavy whipping cream, whipped (no sugar added)

In a medium saucepan, combine gelatin, brown sugar, salt, and pumpkin pie spice. Stir together egg yolks and milk and add to gelatin mixture (I just do this all in the same saucepan, stirring the wet ingredients into the dry).

Cook at medium heat, stirring constantly, until it comes to a boil. Depending on your altitude this can take anywhere from 10 to about 20 minutes.


Take the pan off the burner and add the canned pumpkin. Chill in the fridge for a couple hours.
Beat the egg whites (which should be at room temperature), adding one at a time to a mixing bowl with mixer on high speed; add sugar. Beat until frothy (and this is an art, because if you beat for too little or too long, the recipe will fail).

Now fold all these ingredients together. Start with the dense pumpkin mixture in a large mixing bowl, carefully fold in the egg whites, and lastly the whipped cream. Spread this mixture atop the cooled crust and refrigerate for at least overnight (I always make this the night before Thanksgiving). When serving, add a dollop of real whipped cream atop each slice. Yum!